Why.

Why do ex boyfriends have to be so awful?
They don't even have to say anything and I still can't stand them.

Why is it required to take a public speaking class?

I'm sure I can find a career that doesn't require me to speak infront of a audience.

Why are Amanda and Courtney going home this weekend?
There's an 80's dance on Friday that's going to be bodacious.

Why do I hate south park so much?

It reminds me way too much of Alysia.

Why do the neighbor boys have to be so loud all the time?

And they get mad at us when we play our music.

Why is math out to get me, all the stinkin time?

I will never conquer math.

Why do I have so much to complain about?

I need a boyfriend.